Welcome aboard! Whether you’re reporting for your first day in Scranton, filing in at Utica, or recovering from a failed merger with Stamford, The Dunder Mifflin Official Employee Handbook is your in-world guide to surviving and thriving at Dunder Mifflin.Inside, employees will find comprehensive information on everything from effective sales tactics to fire drill best practices (Step 1: Don't start an actual fire). This guide covers essential workplace procedures as practiced by Scranton's top talent including:How to be the best salesman at the branch (Step 1: Identify weaknesses. Step 2: Exploit weaknesses)How to file an HR complaint (that actually ends up at corporate)What not to say during Diversity Day, Sexual Harassment Training, and after you get back from a vacation with your bossWhy its important to never trust someone named Creed BrattonFrom onboarding to retirement (or spontaneous termination), this guide ensures that every employee is armed with the tools they need to succeed. Or at the very least, to survive long enough to win a Dundie.